Just a note that if any of you guys get tired/aren’t interested in all of my dumb posts, I do have a side blog of pretty/happy things, where I post all of the nature/positive/happy things that I like, so that they’re all in one place
My boyfriend broke up with me and my 80 year old, 5 foot tall, Indian grandmother told me that “there are lots of men…”
I thought she was then going to say “…in the sea” but she said “…they’re like flies” and made a disgusted face.
She hates flies.
I like the sound of your grandmother.
I’m using the computers in the library and I dont remember how to use tumblr without xkit
im running for student council
we need to talk about shrek more
i love this blooper
buying clothes that aren’t black is hard
siighs I already have all my quotes picked out and cited and stuff I just have to fill in and explain what they mean
like its not even hard and im not that stressed about it (maybe I should be?) I just….dont…want..to..
just to avoid accidentally using offensive language i’m going to start using 90s surfer dude slang because inadvertently offending someone is totally bogus dude
people might not want to be called dude
you are radically right and that is so not tubular my friend i apologise
I find your poor grammar and spelling to be offensive to my eyes.
watch me catch this gnarly wave of i don’t care
most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later
Emma Sulkowicz is on the cover of this month’s New York Magazine and that is the coolest thing wow
DUUUUDE this is a huge fucking deal honestly