when my friends tell me happy birthday but didnt give me gifts
It’s the “hi-yi-yippee-yippee-yay” at the end that really makes it.
HORNBACH IS AMAZING
i searched up ‘hurdlers without hurdles’ on google and i dont regret it
these boots are made for walkin
the old razzle dazzle
driving is so dangerous ur literally controlling a giant metal contraption with a circle and some foot buttons
…a “primary pairing” category distinct from “incidental pairings” category (aka pairings that aren’t endgame, background or only-mentioned-in-passing pairings, or etc). So I can tell if this femmeslash fic I just clicked on is ACTUALLY ABOUT these awesome ladies being adorable at each other front and center, or if I’m just going to get three words about them off in the corner somewhere while dudes bone in the foreground.
McDonald’s has been forced to open its first ever restaurant with a turquoise coloured sign after city planners said the signature yellow sign would be too garish. Officials in Sedona, Arizona told the fast-food giant they were unable to open a restaurant with the trademark yellow logo.This is due to the city’s strict regulations which prevent buildings from ruining the picturesque view of the desert.
Photo credit: Michael Wright/WENN.com
arizona joins the aesthetic movement
This feeling when you walk into big art supply stores …
brb changing underwear
I AM GOING TO PASS OUT
Freshmen about to be in the hallways like
wakey wakey eggs and bakey
but I’m a vegan
wakey wakey vegetables
Art by Hidekazu Himaruya
the characters are Italy, Romano, and Japan from Hetalia
I really do not know what is going on in this picture.
if you want to ask a bisexual or asexual person about their sexual history to verify that they’re queer, but you don’t want them to take it the wrong way, try this useful communication technique:
give them twenty dollars and go away.
As a bi person, I can attest to the beneficiality of this method.
inspired by x
I have no idea what I was expecting from that picture but it wasn’t this. And it’s glorious