September 2012
Plot twist: your sunglasses actually shield your eyes from the sun.
August 2012
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Am I the only one on tumblr?
Oh yEAH BEAUSE IT’s NOT EVEN 6AM
Ughhhhhhhhh
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socialbloggerkankri:
can you imagine Kankri and whatever Nep’s ancestor name is having sex
honestly like Kankri never shutting up and her having to put up with that the whole time. Then afterwards when they’re falling asleep or something him just whispering like “tw: sexual content”
A brief summary of Supernatural
Everyone: But I already spoke to some other detectives.
bethboxin:
Ron just got his howler from his mom yelling at him for stealing the car. He seems super embarrassed and most of the Great Hall is laughing. But here’s the thing:
Ron is 12 years old.
Ron stole a car.
Ron fucking stole a fucking car at the age of TWELVE.
I would not be laughing at him. Ronald Weasley is a fucking bad ass. When was the last time you jacked a car Malfoy? That’s what...
yyeehaw:
exercise? more like extra fries.
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dorothy-cotton:
Another year passes me by.
I feel myself growing older each day, not so much aging as I am decaying. Rotting, slowly, from the outside in.
Life is pain. Life is cruel. The moment you part from your mother’s womb, you are truly alone - trapped in the shall you call a body.
And yet we celebrate birth.
Cake.
Candles.
a mockery. A monument to my torment.
dude u gotta...
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Watchiwillmindfuckyou:
vvierd:
badgerbutts:
OMFG
SERDXGCFBHJKLJHGFVDRETFHYHJKKH HHAHAHAHAHAHA THAT CHILD CRYING OMFG I CANNOT
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miriellesandthegiantpeach replied to your post: do the fandom thing with Supernatural (or as many as you can answer) :D
yay! thank you! i know it was hard i was just curious! i think ill ask you like the Avengers next lol
yay! I think I’ll have to answer that one later though, because I have to get off the computer soon (sharing a computer is hard D:). And even though it was...
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OOC: Please read, This is important.
miaman:
maplesyrupandpolarbears:
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okay seriously I’ve seen way too many posts laughing at “haha our parents say not to give out our personal information on the internet what do they know” yo this kind of stuff still happens and you need to be CAREFUL don’t give out your personal information until you speak to them face-to-face (and remember that a photo doesn’t cut it, I don’t care...
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miriellesandthegiantpeach asked: do the fandom thing with Supernatural (or as many as you can answer) :D
I think we all know who wins here.
people can talk shit about America all they want but at the end of the day we have Ellen DeGeneres.
I see your Ellen Degeneres
and I raise you Stephen Fry
I see your Stephen Fry and raise you one Misha Collins
I SEE YOUR MISHA COLLINS
AND RAISE YOU ONE KEANU REEVES
I SEE YOUR KEANU REEVES. AND RAISE YOU MORGAN FREEMAN.
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crockercorp:
does anyone else have this other self theyve created in their mind that is not really exactly you irl but is more like what you want to be and has a life that continues in your head with like weird continuing daydreams but theyre not perfect or anything and wow i forget where i was going with this
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ugh I hate using my mom’s computer just because her trackpad has the sensitivity of tree bark
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God Bless You, Google.
221cbakerstreet:
marielikestodraw:
cptfunk:
God bless you.
Where everyone is Tony Stark and Google is Jarvis.
oh my god I will never look like an idiot again
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I love whoever came up with Nars blush names
Orgasm, Deep Throat, Sin, Sex Appeal, Desire, Gaiety
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Fact Checking is Important
fwugradiation:
I keep seeing stuff on my dash like…
Todd Akin believes breast milk cures homosexuality
Bill Nye launched into a storm of cusses during an interview with the Smithsonian re: Todd Akin
A couple months ago: Rick Santorum downloaded Grindr thinking it was a coffee app
All of these things are false, originating from a satire news websitecalled The Daily Currant. Yes, they are...
highsch00ls:
5evamore:
when i see really attractive people i just laugh because i know if we lived in the aztec culture they’d be sacrificed to the gods for their beauty
That’s a very strange way of coping with not being really attractive.
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If you like maximum ride
I would honestly love to hear why you like it, because
I can’t see the appeal
“‘It’s nice to be able to portray an Asian-American on camera without having an...”
– ‘Elementary’: Lucy Liu Puts a New Spin on Sherlock Holmes’s Sidekick Watson - Speakeasy - WSJ (via super—soldier)
thesassylorax:
suzzannnn:
when you open a new tab and can’t remember why
when you close the new tab then remember why you opened it in the first place
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pure-masochistic-dere-dere:
poland has canonly crossdressed, but i’m sure he’s worn clothing for men too.
and, i’m sorry, but if you can’t take someone in a skirt seriously then you really need to think about your life choices.
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k3llyb3an:
spaceshadowfax:
k3llyb3an:
OMG. I was called a social justice white knight. Am I full-fledged member of tumblr now? Where do I get my ID card?
use it wisely
YES
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pumperniikeru:
So I made it out of this hurricane alive, but my family in St. Tammany Parish are without power and water, as well as my friends who live in LaPlace (they also have some really bad flooding). It’s still raining and windy and this dam in Mississippi is about to break flooding half of Tangipahoa Parish.
Please send some positive vibes to the people of Louisiana.
Laters.
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jensenvagackles:
vive-la-vie-boheme:
mauvecardigans:
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atumn:
mitt romney has a crush on obama pass it on
Mitt Romney has a crush on a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney once crushed a llama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney wants Bush to samba, pass it on.
Mitt Romney gave birth to Osama, pass it on.
Mitt Romney pooped his pajama, pass it on.
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